One common misconception people have about bisexual people is that the abbreviation “bi” is short for “bisexual”, when really it stands for “Black Island”, the place where all bisexual people are born and raised by pirates. All bisexual people are pirates. Run

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Shut up, zit head.

At least I got zits, no pubes girl.


Tumblr textposts Twisted Sister Edition (4/?)


i’m really starting to think mandy’s gonna dye her hair blonde and possibly change her clothing style too, for whatever reason. reminds me of when karen dyed her hair black and started wearing that chain thing

i mean in the few pictures we’ve got i don’t remember her being dressed very “mandy-like” in any of them. this could be just wishful thinking but maybe the reason there aren’t that many pictures of her is that they’re trying to “hide her” to avoid spoiling that???????

narcissistic. nonchalant.

{ soulless sam alphabet. }

Shameless Challenge • Favorite Season - Season Four


Ravenclaw: Do it once you’ve gathered enough relevant information.
Hufflepuff: Do it with integrity.
Slytherin: Do it on your own terms.

Gryffindor: Do it for the vine.