thboyking:

inspired by x

"your full name without an E,F,R,S,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N"

When you know what a man wants you know who he is, and how to move him.

  • author: she didn't want to eat dinner because she doesn't like chicken noodle soup
  • english teacher: even though it doesn't say it, we can infer that 17 years ago she encountered an attack from chickens while on a trip to africa visiting her great aunt who was dying from pneumonia which she got from chickens that were being harvested for the great feast
  • tumblr: lol fukin stupid teacher
  • loki: blinks
  • tumblr: do you see this? do you see that blink? that fucking blink. it shows how much pain he has inside of him. look at him. all he wants is his father to love him. look at the tears that he is holding back. he's never been the favorite son, he always knew that he didn't belong. this is the fucking blink that makes me love loki. he's not a villain. he's just a scared, lonely child.
mishasminions:

OK I GAVE @_DEMONDEAN A MAKEOVER

mishasminions:

OK I GAVE @_DEMONDEAN A MAKEOVER

highlyover-rated:

Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write

  • me: I should go shower now
  • (five minutes later)
  • (another five minutes later)
  • (yet another five minutes later)
  • (more five minute intervals)
  • someone: (goes into the bathroom)
  • me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
matthew-online:

uhm, woah, spoiler alert

matthew-online:

uhm, woah, spoiler alert